Catching Shade From Dryads

"I am DYING in this costume!" you groan, seeking the cool shade beneath a huge oak tree. "Honey, that outfit is a ROYAL DON'T." Not another shady Ren Faire dryad! "Yeah?! Why don't you make like a tree & LEAVE?" you snap back, stomping off in your bargain-bin polyester princess gown. At least these dark green Beat Gs with black non-reflective lenses never throw shade.